[Gob is leaving his and Marta's house]
Marta: Te Quiero.
Gob: English, please.
Marta: I love you.
Gob: Great, now I'm late.
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
Gob: My gut is telling me no... but my gut is also very hungry.
[Tobias has painted himself blue]
Tobias Funke: I blue myself.
Michael Bluth: There has got to be a better way to say that.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No. Your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No. That your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother.You're in love with me? Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No!
Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn't
Gob: Yes, I did.
Gob: Gilligan killed the Skipper - I mean, the stripper!
Busiest Lover - Female
Julia the Elder (39BC-14AD)—80,000
Daughter of Roman Emperor Augustus, Julia was beautiful, intelligent, highly educated, and witty. Everything a woman might want was hers, save one: sexual satisfaction. Even as a young girl she delighted in exhibiting her flawless body publicly, preferring to wear translucent garments to maximize the exposure of flesh. It was during her childhood that she embarked upon her amorous adventures. Her lovers soon numbered in the dozens, then hundreds, then beyond, said to encompass half the virile youths of Rome. Still not satiated, she began offering herself to every passing stranger, whatever his color, age, or appearance. With a band of lascivious Roman women she wandered through the streets, accosting passersby and sometimes dragging them into the nearest alleyway, where the transaction would be swiftly concluded. She persisted in her unseemly behavior for many years, until exiled to the lonely island of Pandateria.
http://www.stephthegeek.com/myworld/sextoybox.htm
- vibrators - two, one a standard hard plastic phallic shape (waterproof and rechargable!), and the second is a small one that fits over a fingertip
- rope
- ball gag
- nipple clamps x4 (tweezer with jewels, tweezer with bells, ball gag/collar with clamps, and plain alligator clamps)
- short aluminum cane/rod
- handcuffs
- small wooden paddle
...etc
"are retards just normal people but drunk 24x7 ?"
stupid fool stealing my name
